Pastor Buchanan Celebrates His 90th

Last week, Pastor Buchanan celebrated his ninetieth birthday. At his party a few of the concerned members of the congregation gathered to chat about how poorly his driving had become. One of them took their message to the Pastor, offering to set up a team to drive him wherever he wanted to go. Sunday was most important because Pastor Buchanan hit the road early as the church was a twenty-minute drive from his home.

He was insulted by the offer saying his driving was perfect, better than when he was young and he would not hear of having a driver.

Early the following Sunday morning, a member of the congregation was listening to a breaking news story on the radio and immediately he called Pastor Buchanan. ''Pastor, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there is a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!''

Pastor Buchanan says, ''I know, but there isn't just one, there are hundreds!