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Need an Ark? I Noah a guy.

1. What time of day was Adam created?
Just a little before Eve.

2. Why didn’t they play cards on the Ark?
Because Noah was always standing on the deck

3. Why didn’t Noah ever go fishing?
He only had two worms.

4. Did Eve ever have a date with Adam?
Nope — just an apple.

5. Why couldn’t Jonah trust the ocean?
He just knew there was something fishy about it.

6. The good Lord didn’t create anything without a purpose.
Mosquitoes come close, though.

7. How do groups of angels greet each other?
Halo, halo, halo!

8. What do we have that Adam never had?

9. How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it, obviously.

10. Why did God create man before woman?
Because He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.

11. Why did Noah have to punish and discipline the chickens on the Ark?
They were using fowl language.

12. Why do they say ‘Amen’ at the end of a prayer instead of ‘Awomen’?
Same reason we sing Hymns instead of Hers!

13. What do donkeys send out near Christmas?
Mule-tide greetings.

14. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson — he brought the house down

15. What do they call pastors in Germany?
German Shepherds