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CHRISTIAN LIFE IN LONDON | NOVEMBER 2022 EDITION
A Dozen!
CURRENT COMMUNITY STORIES
NOVEMBER PRAYER PROMPT
Remember...
Christian Population in Canada Based on the Latest Census Canada Data
Basic Needs - A Resource For Those Needing Assistance
A Change At The Top at YFC London Thank You James Coolidge and Welcome Joel Timmerman
‘The Chosen’ - Debut For Season 3 Is Set Internationally In 2000+ Cinemas
Persian Protests
“Take Me For A Spin”
The Top 30 Christian Music Albums – November 2022
“Conflicts are Hard to Handle” Three Strategies for Handling Conflict
BookMark - Crossfire (Extreme Measures #2) (BOOK REVIEW)
Reel Review - Spirited (Adapted from: A Christmas Carol) (MOVIE REVIEW)
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‘The First Nowell’ Country and Gospel Singer Josh Turner (VIDEO)
The Christmas Pageant (HUMOUR)

Published October 2021

We searched far and wide for the best Thanksgiving one-liners. We didn’t find any, so we are giving you these 12 instead!!

Who scared the cranberry?
The booberry.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Arthur.
Arthur who? Arthur any leftovers?

What kind of key can't open doors?
A tur-key.
What's Frankenstein's favorite Thanksgiving dish?
Monster mash potatoes and grave-y.

Why do turkeys gobble?
Because they never learned table manners.

What's the best song to sing when preparing your turkey?
"All About That Baste."

What does Thanksgiving have in common with Halloween?
Gobble-ins!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I don't eat this much!

Knock Knock. Who’s there? Dewey.
Dewy who? Dewey have to wait long to eat?

What’s a running turkey called?
Fast food.

What would you get if you crossed a turkey with a ghost?
A poultry-geist!

And...

I hear you, asking me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes ...
... but sorry, I just quit "cold turkey.”